Better than Mysnatch and Facebitch

I have decided to move here......the utility bill is cheaper, the neighbors are not constantly fucking, (the woman is a terrible faker) the toilet does not run, and there are breathtaking views of the series of tubes from my porch.



I have come to the conclusion that I have farrr tooooo many things to say, and share, I fear I may be annoying my comrades in the social networking arenas. (Fuck em!)



I must forewarn you, my writing style is chaotic and erratic......I have a uncontrollable fondness for " <----- those and ( ) <- these. I curse like a sailor, I am not PC, and I am incredibly strange. I am choosing not to post personal tidbits as best I can (Myfanch and Faceblutch are good for that) and making this an experiment in exploring, discourse, and discord <--. (In other words, the antithesis of harmony. But you knew that) If you do not have an EXCEPTIONAL sense of the absurd and obtuse, satirical and ironic, or just plain asshattery, this would not be the place for you to park your ever widening behind. On with the show. I am certain-most of the women out there have, at one time or another, been courted by.......a "person" that you deem to be the most foul, bespeckled, acne laden....grotesqueness on the face of the earth. To you, it is just a slab of skin with shoes protruding out of the bottom.....and IT FOLLOWS YOU! A bag of bones, not very artfully arranged into something that can walk and somewhat talk......and can sure as shit play one hell of a game of D and D*. It manifests out of thin air, and stands behind you, sucking snot back into it's head, and pushing it's glasses back up the rim of it's rather sizable probocis. It mutters something incoherant, sputtering droplets of spit through food incrusted braces. Something about wolves, and how they are rad. This........is for him.*

CLICKIE ON IT.



* My sincere "I sorry betch" to those that still play D and D.

* Nick Whateveryourlastnamewas, I am sorry I ditched you at the dance for the hot guy, my sympathy date juice had run out, plus, you were REALLY gross.





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Are you intrigued by things that frighten and confuse you?



I am. I watched this, with my knees to my chin, my jaw uncomfortably tilted to one side, and eyes the size of necco candys (the chocolate ones)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGf_VB5dbLM







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Do you know the terrible secret of space?



If so I will give you some options on how to deal with such wisdom in a coming post.



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