In response to the question posed:

Prox sais: "What are condoms?"


Dear sir,

Condoms were first introduced round about the turn of the 16th century, by Pope Holierthanthou Piousseller the Third, which is very ironical indeed, considering the current view points on the little bags o' sin. Early condoms were often fashioned out of animal intestines. Which, again, is ironical, with all the second hand beastie-ality implications.

Condoms are used to prevent sexually transmitted diseases. The first and foremost being a disease dubbed "Humanity" a rampant scourge upon the Earth, that most often times goes unchecked.

The condom acts as a barrier for the "release" a male might experience during wild, weasel like copulation.

I hope this answered your question.

You may purchase condoms in bulk at the following locations:

Eminence Pope Benedict XVI Wackky balloon outlet Vatican City Vatican

and online at:

Irish Family Planning Association, Ironical branch.