This video makes me hot.

And we are not talking twiddlebugs in the stomach, increasing humidity in the crotchtal area, decreasing space in pants, and shirt........ type of hot.

We are talking, feverish due to sudden involuntary spasming of innards and upwelling of vomit into mouth........ hot.



I am going to get the lyrics to that song, and paste them onto brown construction paper hearts for Valentimes Day.

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Speaking of Candy.......


http://www.stupid.com/fun/bizarre-breath-sprays.html


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A most excellent idea.



Imagine yourself, stark naked, sitting hunched over in a bathtub full of tepid water (well, shit, you dont care if it's hot no mo!) Body and mind racked with defeat. One last little whimper, and IN GOES THE DUCK.......gzzzzzzt. The pain lifts, and so does your soul, but you hover around till someone finds you.....just to count how many times they say "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

PS- You should wear socks and mittens as well, to add to the confusion.

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