Hath the secret been bestowed upon you?

A portion of the secret was recently discovered and published, by what I can only assume are Reptilian type creatures that go home at night and "slough".

http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/090107-aas-loud-cosmic-noise.html


There is hope however,





CHOOSE WISELY!



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To calm you down from all that jazz.....

Here are some astounding "foodscapes" made by a man named Carl Warner.

http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LmNhcmx3YXJuZXIuY29tLw==Click on "website" then on "fotographics"

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I'm famous:(for the next 15 mins)

As much poop as I fling (or will fling in the future) about Social Networking sites, there are things that I enjoy. (Oh, lets tell the truth now Swoop, you are addicted, why do you lob shit at something you could not live without?! Shut up YOU....I dont have time for this! Now now, calm down, why dont you go get yourself a nice warm cup of cocoa, and a crumpet, and relax, you seem high strung.......)

What was I saying? Ah yes. I have met some really wonderful, strange birds on the social networking sites. I have been introduced to new music and art, philosophies, opinions, and of course have filled my Photobucket to the brim with "lulz".

I have a pal on Gheyspace that enjoys making Photoshops of me, and frankly, they are hilarious.

This is the most recent. I have *always* wanted to be a Chola......

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My toaster makes love to me every morning.....

With all the leaps and bounds in technology, why not have a toaster that blows your fucking mind to smithereens?

http://www.toxel.com/tech/2008/09/13/collection-of-cool-toaster-designs/


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Now YOU can know what you are actually buying.

You’ve probably noticed those tiny, annoying stickers that appear on most fruit – Here is the secret behind that “code”:There is a bar code on the sticker, that is for the check-out clerk..There is also a number on that annoying little sticker. View it before you purchase that next banana. It will be either a 4-digit or a 5-digit number..
4-digit number = Conventionally-grown, but not organic
5-digit number, that Begins with the number “9” = Organic
5-digit number, that Begins with the number “8” = Genetically Modified
Example:4322 = Conventionally-grown, but not organic 94322 = Organic 84322 = Genetically Modified.****************************************************************************______



For some reason this Blogsplatch does not offer enough space for my BULLSHIT.....so I am having to break it up into bits.....NEXT UP: A video that makes me totally hot.

(I smell potato's. Are you cooking potato's?)